Apologies for the horrifying pun in the title there.
Well, if you and I remember rightly readers, this post was meant to be the results of the omelette experiment. However, strange things have happened to my spinal column and I am now on crutches for the time being. Because being healthy is BORING.
So I've spent my time re-doing the Blog up. New posts and shiz will be up soon, in the meantime please enjoy this picture of something I found off the telly:
It's an octopus. No, really: it is.